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Sample Products Sold
Traps & Capture Tools
**Giant Rubber Band** – Used as a launching mechanism or a tripping hazard.
**Giant Mouse Trap** – A spring-loaded trap large enough to catch a coyote.
**Indestructo Steel Ball** – A rolling cage for the user.
**Dehydrated Boulders** – Instant boulders that grow to full size with one drop of water.
**Earthquake Pills** – Specifically labeled "No Effect On Road-Runners."
**Iron Pellets** – Fed to the bird so he can be caught with a magnet.
**Triple-Strength Battleship Steel Armor Plate** – Defense against high-speed impacts.
**Glue (Ajax and Acme Brands)** – A super-strong adhesive for the road.
**Instant Icicle Maker** – Used to freeze the environment instantly.
**Do-It-Yourself Tornado Kit** – Includes seeds and a water pistol to grow a storm.
Propulsion & Speed
**Rocket-Powered Roller Skates** – Designed for unlimited skating speed.
**Jet-Propelled Pogo Stick** – A pogo stick with rocket attachments.
**Jet-Propelled Unicycle** – High-speed travel requiring extreme balance.
**Rocket Cart/Sled** – A high-thrust vehicle often used on desert rails.
**Triple-Strength Fortified Leg Muscle Vitamins** – To help the Coyote run faster naturally.
**Hi-Speed Tonic** – Contains Vitamins R-P+M for extreme running speed.
**Jet Motor** – Often used as a component for DIY kits.
**Little-Giant Do-It-Yourself Rocket Sled Kit** – A build-it-yourself high-speed vehicle.
**Roller Skis** – Wheeled skis designed for use on any terrain, not just snow.
**Bat-Man’s Outfit** – A winged suit intended to allow the wearer to fly.